Hi. I'm Ralph Jones. And I'm here to try and entertain and beguile you all. Through the reblogging of nearly everything my friends I follow post. And there will be a lot of game stuff. And Nerdfighter stuff. And YouTuber stuff in general. And I'm also using this as a way of recording a Pokemon playthrough. I'm also trying to make a comic, and any news for it shall be recorded here.
I am also an aspiring Thespian, so expect me to post about drama stuff a lot.
I am also a high school student, so expect me to complain about that a bit. K thnx, fuckity hi

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shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

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kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

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effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

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thefreckledparsi:

cause-shes-bittersweet:

sizvideos:

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I’m not even going to lie, this made me start crying. My grandmother died from brain cancer, and right near the end she started loosing her memory. It was heartbreaking.

Knowing that her memory loss is only a fraction of what other families go though, it overwhelms me. Please support research to cure this disease, so more loved ones can be remembered.

OH MY GOSH this is beautiful! 

Near the end of his life, my grandpa, Ralph Sr, didn’t recognize us. He thought my mom was a nurse and didn’t really comment on me and my sister. Around the last time I saw him before he became bed-ridden, he asked for a handshake and said I have a good handshake.

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lionvomit:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

oh christ

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awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

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as-thin-as-fuck:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

He got more compensation then the students didhttp://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/10/24/uc_davis_pepper_spray_settlement_university_will_pay_fired_officer_john.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2474718/John-Pike-disgraced-Occupy-Wall-Street-pepper-spray-cop-gets-38k-settlement.htmlhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

as-thin-as-fuck:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

He got more compensation then the students did

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/10/24/uc_davis_pepper_spray_settlement_university_will_pay_fired_officer_john.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2474718/John-Pike-disgraced-Occupy-Wall-Street-pepper-spray-cop-gets-38k-settlement.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

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aud-works:

a.k.a. how the yule ball would have gone if i had written it

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"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."

- John Green  (via schlafwandel)

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