when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them
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Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.
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I’m not even going to lie, this made me start crying. My grandmother died from brain cancer, and right near the end she started loosing her memory. It was heartbreaking.
Knowing that her memory loss is only a fraction of what other families go though, it overwhelms me. Please support research to cure this disease, so more loved ones can be remembered.
OH MY GOSH this is beautiful!
Near the end of his life, my grandpa, Ralph Sr, didn’t recognize us. He thought my mom was a nurse and didn’t really comment on me and my sister. Around the last time I saw him before he became bed-ridden, he asked for a handshake and said I have a good handshake.Source: sizvideos
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
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his life was totally in danger.
True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.
He got more compensation then the students did
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